Lyrics

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….for instance, I am intrigued by the lyric “I've a plan that will end badly”. I have been pondering the possibilities and so far have come up with:

• • Using shrooms to take the edge off of a driving test
  • Leaving shellfish in the sunshine for a week or so to develop a more mature flavour
  • Cleaning ice skates with antifreeze
  • Chastising an XL Bully dog for sitting on the furniture
  • Sewing a loudly ticking alarmclock into a secret compartment in a carry-on bag before going through airport security
  • suggesting to the club doorman that you have been chatting to him on Grinder
  • Asking your partner if they would mind role playing the character of their best friend in bed

[joe]

I wrote it and can confirm all of those lines of thinking are correct and were actively on my mind

[8th member (for now)]

Thank you for confirming my reality Joe, I just knew it

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• Fischer-Price ‘my first tattoo gun’
• Chicken Sushi / Sushi Chicken (not sure which)

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• Meeting up on a work/school night for just one drink
• Registering a complaint about your dealer with Trading Standards
• Homemade Tabasco eyewash
• Using birdseed instead of product in your hair before visiting Trafalger Square

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• • Using a cigarette lighter to determine the source of a gas leak
  • Stephen Hawking ASMR
  • Chainsaw Reiki

[bloated.utopia]

• Fischer-Price ‘my first tattoo gun’

i would like to own a fisher price tattoo gun.

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• Fischer-Price ‘my first tattoo gun’

i would like to own a fisher price tattoo gun.

Be prepared for it to end badly

[bloated.utopia]

• Fischer-Price ‘my first tattoo gun’

i would like to own a fisher price tattoo gun.

Be prepared for it to end badly

i think it would end really well and make a really solid set of tattoos.

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I have made this mock-up of a clockwork one that I am thinking of presenting on Dragons Den