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Lyrics
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 10:34 am
by 8th member (for now)
….for instance, I am intrigued by the lyric “I've a plan that will end badly”. I have been pondering the possibilities and so far have come up with:
- • Using shrooms to take the edge off of a driving test
• Leaving shellfish in the sunshine for a week or so to develop a more mature flavour
• Cleaning ice skates with antifreeze
• Chastising an XL Bully dog for sitting on the furniture
• Sewing a loudly ticking alarmclock into a secret compartment in a carry-on bag before going through airport security
• suggesting to the club doorman that you have been chatting to him on Grinder
• Asking your partner if they would mind role playing the character of their best friend in bed
Re: Lyrics
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:39 pm
by joe
I wrote it and can confirm all of those lines of thinking are correct and were actively on my mind
Re: Lyrics
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:46 pm
by 8th member (for now)
Thank you for confirming my reality Joe, I just knew it
Re: Lyrics
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 7:24 pm
by 8th member (for now)
• Fischer-Price ‘my first tattoo gun’
• Chicken Sushi / Sushi Chicken (not sure which)
Re: Lyrics
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 7:39 pm
by 8th member (for now)
• Meeting up on a work/school night for just one drink
• Registering a complaint about your dealer with Trading Standards
• Homemade Tabasco eyewash
• Using birdseed instead of product in your hair before visiting Trafalger Square
Re: Lyrics
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 8:17 pm
by 8th member (for now)
- • Using a cigarette lighter to determine the source of a gas leak
• Stephen Hawking ASMR
• Chainsaw Reiki
Re: Lyrics
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 8:18 pm
by bloated.utopia
i would like to own a fisher price tattoo gun.
Re: Lyrics
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 8:31 pm
by 8th member (for now)
bloated.utopia wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 8:18 pm
i would like to own a fisher price tattoo gun.
Be prepared for it to end badly
Re: Lyrics
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 10:42 pm
by bloated.utopia
8th member (for now) wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 8:31 pm
bloated.utopia wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 8:18 pm
i would like to own a fisher price tattoo gun.
Be prepared for it to end badly
i think it would end really well and make a really solid set of tattoos.
Re: Lyrics
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2024 4:26 pm
by 8th member (for now)
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I have made this mock-up of a clockwork one that I am thinking of presenting on Dragons Den